Showing posts with label Bad Poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Poems. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2020

MIniature Mondays - Ratling


Miniature Mondays - Ratling

Noises in the walls
Probably just a racoon
Oh man, I was wrong!

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Monday, October 2, 2017

Miniature Mondays - Lizard Folk


Miniature Mondays - Lizard Folk

Cold blooded savage
Tromping through the swampy marsh
They eat the face last.

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Monday, March 21, 2016

Miniature Mondays - Y is for Yeti

Miniature Mondays - Y is for Yeti
Up on a frigid mountain top
Blending into the serene backdrop
Tromps a creature furry and cold
A beast of uncounted legends told

With sharpened claws and breath of ice
You best hope the beast is nice.
 Because if he's in a bad mood
Then buddy you are definitely screwed.

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Monday, February 15, 2016

Miniature Mondays - V is for Vegapygmy


Miniature Mondays - V is for Vegepygmy

Small little plant man
Your lair is so moldy
Don't touch anything.

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Monday, February 1, 2016

Miniature Mondays - U is for Umber Hulk

Miniature Mondays - U is for Umber Hulk

Deep in the dark the umber hulks lurk
Hidden in the caves where miners work
Armed with confusing eyes and giant mandible
If you flee in terror it is quite understandable

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Monday, July 13, 2015

Miniature Monday - L is for Lamia


Miniature Monday - L is for Lamia

Shiny, shiny, shiny gold
Leads you down the rabbit hole

She'll bend your mind with sweet illusions
and fill your heart with dark delusions

Those foolish fools caught unaware
Will end up serving as a jackalwere

Serving their mistress as they're told
Filling her home with shiny gold

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Monday, July 6, 2015

Miniature Mondays - K is for Kuo-Toa

Miniature Mondays - K is for Kuo-Toa
Swirly swirly goes the sky
In cities built beneath the sea

Conjuring gods in their minds eye
The fishfolk dance in maddened glee

Oh won't you come and swim with me
or perhaps join in a killing spree

Swirly swirly goes the sky
where gods are born and never die.

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Monday, June 22, 2015

Miniature Mondays - I is for Ithallid

I is for Ithallid

See the little Ithallid with its psionic blast
If you have thoughts of fighting it
they will be your last

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Monday, June 8, 2015

Miniature Mondays - H is for Hag

Miniature Mondays - H is for Hag

There was an old lady that lived in a bog.
Her garden was a swamp, her house was a log.

One day an adventurer full of gumption and spirit,
declared "I will enter the swamp, I do not fear it."

So, in he went through the stench and fog,
and when he emerged he had the face of a dog.

The moral of this tale of woe,
a hag is indeed a serious foe.

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